1 hour ago
Hi, this is Jonathan.
You may remember me from classics like: “No I’ll slice my abdomen open.” “It’s not my thing.” “Uh I wasn’t built for that.” And, “It’s just not a thing I do”
Well today, I did ice skating.
For the third time ever I put on a pair of skates and prepared to slice my femur in a bad fall. I signed my last will and testament in Evernote. I called my loved ones and said goodbye. And then, instead of being afraid or too lazy to try, I took the ice.
About an hour in I asked a passerby to film me for posterity. I told her all I wanted was to do one lap without crashing into the wall. And then I did it on THAT LAP. It was a RUSH.
The next lap was my one and only ass fall, but who cares. I just ice skated on Lake Louise.